imheretoseeifyoucanfly:

i’m pretty bummed that there’s a post going around saying “has any clever asexual made a one percent joke yet?” because i submitted exactly that joke to facts about queers almost a week ago and it just hasn’t been posted yet

and i’m really proud of that joke and was surprised i hadn’t seen anything about it yet

uuuuugggghhh

i mean, the joke i sent in to facts about queers has more to it than just “we’re the one percent,” and for that i’m really proud, but i feel like they’re not hard steps to make, so i’m way afraid that my joke is gonna be over and done with by the time my facts about queers post gets made